Tuesday, December 31, 2013
"Keep Tucson Shitty"? Are you kidding me?
This has got to be one of the worst things trending on the Internet right now about Tucson, You know how Austin Texas has a little catch slogan about their beloved cities "Keep Austin Weird" There is a new slogan out there that says "Keep Tucson Shitty" are you kidding me what a terrible slogan for this town, however it does give you an idea of the mindset of Tucsonians, This town is truly "Shitty" and getting worse by the year. This has turned into one of the shittiest towns in the United States it is the "Detroit of the desert" I am only here until April and am counting the days before I get my family out of this horrible town, The only reason we are still here is that I have family here if I did not we would have been long gone long ago!!
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Fuck u dude if u hate it soo much get the hell out n dnt come back we dnt need negetive pieces of shit like u here anyways, like u said dont let the the door hit u in the ass on ur way out and keep goin.
ReplyDeleteFUCK u too, Tucson fuckin sucks u blind piece of shit
DeleteTucson Suuuuuucks!
DeleteYou must b a trailer trash motherfucker to like this boring piece of trash. Leave if u hate it, how? Most people r stuck here financially u dumbass. They dont pay shit here.
DeleteI lived in Tucson for 3 years, near Alvernon & Speedway ... police helicopters overhead every other night ...
DeleteThe assholes at Shitty Hall let each neighborhood decide if they want street lights, nowhere else in the USA have I seen this! So I'm walking down the street at night, on the way home and literally walk into people because of no street lights! If you bump into the wrong person in the dark, who's full of the wrong drugs, they won't take it kindly!
Shitty Hall spent $200 MILLION on a useless light rail from UA>Downtown as a tourist attraction, it does nothing for regular transit
for regular folks. There were already 3 bus routes there, but I guess
they had to create a construction project to pay off some political
campaign contributors (AKA waste, fraud, corruption, bribes).
Tucson is crowded, bad traffic, bad bus system, mediocre libraries,
poor street lighting, pockets of heavy crime, low wages, phony liberals
looking out for themselves ...
And now a PLANDEMIC that is destroying indie and Mom&Pop businesses, so we all will end up as peons/serfs working for
Korporate Amerika. Sieg Heil!
Tucson is doomed, AZ is doomed, USSA is doomed!
Obviously sum folk need a silver spoon up their ass and feel the need to wanna feel special while being here in Tucson but fuck that and fuck them these assholes in reality and their outlook are more shit then their ideals and outlook on this awesome town fuck em and their stupid opinions tucson is shit no arguments about it but the people here no matter how shit it is or hot always find a reason to smile weather it be the beautiful sunsets or an awesome hidden food spot or a cool breeze to just being here with family.... life is awesome anywhere u go sum places might be a crappy place to live but its up to that individual to make it better for themselves and for a family if blessed with one im from here no matter where i go in life this my home
DeleteYou obviously went to TUSD too. You would get an F grade for your post at the fourth grade English level. Your scrambled sentence is 200 words long. Pathetic.
DeleteYou obviously went to TUSD too. You would get an F grade for your post at the fourth grade English level. Your scrambled sentence is 200 words long. Pathetic.
DeleteYou obviously went to TUSD too. You would get an F grade for your post at the fourth grade English level. Your scrambled sentence is 200 words long. Pathetic.
DeleteThis fits the entire state of Aridzonia. I only lived there to take care of my mother who for some stupid reason seemed to like the place. If there was a bright spot in her passing it was I was able to leave.
Deletelived here my entire life kinda agree our city state and county leadership has destroyed Tucson and it has been getting worse every year
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JtYW_7Rq8
ReplyDeleteYeah I guess it is a rundown crime ridden gang infested shit-hole, if you use your imagination really really hard. I hate it here too but at least I am honest about why. I have never in my life felt anything but as safe as can be in this city. Th eonly reason I hate it here is lack of opportunity in my field and the heat everything else is almost just like everywhere else. The grass isn't as green on the other side as you think.
ReplyDeleteThanks to the politicians here in Tucson who have it that way. I also grew up here and Tucson might not have a lot of activities, but you make your own. Love it or leave it. I love Tucson
ReplyDeleteYou've greatly misunderstood the concept of keeping Tucson Shitty. But please leave as fast as you can. I'm sure where ever you end up, you'll have a nice Urban Outfiiters and a Baby Gap and other corporate shit stores in your downtown area and maybe a major sports team you can tie your hopes and ego to.
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ReplyDeleteIf you like or love Tucson what are you doing on this site?? Quite curious about that one....
ReplyDeleteNo shit. ��
DeleteTo inform?
DeleteYou NAILED IT!!! ...I read the first paragraph and thought I wrote it. (wish I was as articulate). I, too, was unfortunate enough to have been born here. I am taking my wife (a professional health care provider) and my 5 honor student kiddos and fleeing this shithole as soon as we are physically able to. You have captured the essence of Tucson in one succinct blog. Well done, Sir!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you are planning to make tucson home, here are some words and phraseology you will find indispensible: Shit hole, donkey farm, Rock Ridge (from blazing saddles), Forrest Gump, stupid stupid people everywhere, ignorant, unaware jackaninnies, etc. If you want to view the most exotic existential monsters like ultra conservative conspiracy nut hippies or racist gay nazis then visit tucson az. If Manson and squeaky fromme had bred a town it would have been called Tucson. Other than that it is one of the most beautiful deserts on earth; parting thoughts: too bad the natives lost.
ReplyDeleteIf they didnt loose your ass would still be giving bjs as an eastern European asshole i can see anti city anti state but your not right as you sit in the USA with your dignity your own money use of all ur genetalia the ability to say what you want( which u just did here so in essences had the natives won you wouldnt of been able to make such a bold assertion with out the risk of being beheaded you anti american you)
DeleteFuck Tucson...ghetto ass town. Full of homeless people because there is no help here for people with mental conditions. I have seen more crime here than my 50 years in California. I can't wait to get out. I think we should level Tucson to the ground. . Also your native Americans are not they are native Mexicans. Level Mexico...fuck those pussies
DeleteYour response of "fuck you dude"
ReplyDeleteProves his point people like you are all over the city. I don't know what I hate more Tucson or people from Tucson
Your response of "fuck you dude"
ReplyDeleteProves his point people like you are all over the city. I don't know what I hate more Tucson or people from Tucson
Yes, because that's the extent of their vocabulary as a result of the joke of an education they get.
DeleteGET FUCKED BUD
ReplyDeleteAre YOU kidding me? That guy in the picture is one of the COOlEST Tucson natives!...who made Tucson Shittier when he left! WAY TO KEEP TUCSON SHITTY DUDE! TUCSON LOVES AND MISSES YOUR SHITTY FUN!!!
ReplyDeleteI left to get away from you!
DeleteI think the shitiness you were sensing might have been been coming from closer to home. You sound like a real piece of shit, change your adult diaper once in awhile you big cry baby. Hope you and your family have found peace in whatever city you chose to stink up next
ReplyDeleteApparently, your olfactory sense has failed because the shit smell never ceases in Tucson. Try and find any place around town with fresh air, and you'll be out of luck. If it's not human shit you smell, it's horse or dog shit. Yes, Tucson is a shit hole, regardless of this gentleman's presence.
DeleteTucson Az is a shit hole! People here are basically assholes! That is all you have to do is be a pedestrian or ride a bike for a week and you will realize how screwed up people are here! One week then you'll know! They will run you over! It's like get the f out of my way! Best thing ever to come out of Tucson is I-10!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely correct. In Mexico pedestrians don’t have the right of way. In the USA they do!!!
DeleteWest of Pantano and south of River, post Apocalyptic shit hole. Most major university cities are. University sucks the cash from the community and the can't get a job crazy ass hippies who graduated from the university settle right next to their beloved "safe space".
ReplyDeleteUniversity appoints the graft hungry prolatariate city government and wha la, it is Moscow in the spring time.
Don't forget Patagonia, AZ. It is the home of misfit toys from the California 1960's area who have ruined what used to be a nice little cowboy and Mexican town. The meth addicts there out number the regular people and the regulars won't eat yellow cheese because it has food coloring and it might hurt the cow to milk it, but they lace their bars with pot, magic mushrooms, peyote, and what ever other herbs can give you hallucinations. The perfect home for losers.
ReplyDeleteei fock you nigga you aint shit dawg tucson were the real mfs at 29th street bitches. i dont give a fock nigga my homis cuver my ass wit guns or money in this unforgiveen town nigga you dont lik it move to pheenx were all the pussy niggas at.
ReplyDeleteTucron was a nice place back in 1974 my high school days were fun .we had good family n friends .every body seem to get along .so what happened ?
DeleteU sound like your from tucson, with your ol dumb sounding ass.
DeleteThis is your typical tucson moron, imagine living in a place full of dirtbags like him...
Delete29th street, go figure; section 8 lovers that can't celebrate fathers day....
DeleteImagine coming to defend a city and this is unironically the comment you make. Can't get better than this, fucking top tier cringe lord. Literally a Tucson person. You sound like trash and are trash.
DeleteIt's like people here are functioning on that one last brain cell, and it is struggling for its life....
ReplyDeleteI could give two shits, for tucson!
ReplyDeleteMy father was air force in tucson.. i went to UA... twas a nice place back in the day. I returned there 18 years ago... it was going downhill then but still tolerable. Moved to Europe but returned to Tucson for 2 years 10 years ago and I was mortified at what Tucson had become.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid what most of you don't recognise is that the US is decaying just as fast as Tucson. America is an absolute joke.
To all you "love it or leave it" morons... I got the hell out of Tucson. In fact I got the hell out of the whole god damned country and became an Irish citizen. There isn't enough money on Earth that would persuade me to return to America.
Granted, the entire planet is falling apart but at least Europe isn't as far gone as America and Ireland is certainly better than just about anywhere.
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ReplyDeleteLook at all you illiterate fucks, can't even compose a sentence, Tucson's finest supporters. Keep Tucson shitty! Get me some cornbread Earl, you hickory smoked roach turd
ReplyDeleteTucson is full of immature adults like this one here who still finds virtue in rebelling against comon decency, much like a twelve year old child.
DeleteI haved lived in a few places back east and was not bored because there was a lot to do. I moved to Tucson and realized that there is nothing here. Nothing for kids and families, one boys club on the south side. This place is a shit hole, the people here are screwed up and have no idea how the rest of the country really is. It is disheartens and really shows what really goes on here. I'm stuck and too old to start over, I really mean what I say.
ReplyDeleteTucson has a bad vibe.
Legit. Truer words were never spoken. Lots of Tucsonans have never ventured outside of Tucson and they think Tucson's great, they are blind to how seriously horrible it is and as you say, how screwed up these people are. They think outsiders are the weirdos and they can't tolerate anyone who is in any way cultured. Bad vibe indeed. There are no "good" places in Tucson - it's one giant bad vibe of egocentric bigots and xenophobes.
DeleteBack in the 70's Tucson was a nice city and very clean but not now. just plain ugly and run down.
DeleteI moved to Tucson from Wichita, Kansas. Figured anywhere had to be better than Wichita. I was wrong... There's literally somehow more to do in Wichita than Tucson.
DeleteGreen Valley is the place for me!
ReplyDeleteTucson is now an overpriced shithole. Yay.
ReplyDelete95% Tucson drivers pull up on your bumper and honk at you to speed up 20 feet from a red light. Everyone there acts like they need to get to walmart 3 minutes faster and they are willing to harm anyone who gets in their way. Tucson is full of mega-asshole pitbull owners with guns.
ReplyDeleteThe stereotype of mentally ill pitbull coddler who can't drive a car properly has never rung truer than it does in Tucson. The first thing I noticed when I moved here was how mentally ill the general populace was, unfortunately.
DeleteTucsonans= violent, angry, stupid
ReplyDeleteTucson breeds delusional hatred
ReplyDeleteMany beautiful women in tucson, unfortunately the people they associate with are very ugly.
ReplyDeleteBecause of the heavy military presence in Tucson there's a lot of entitled over privileged white people with guns and mental disorders. I'm not saying it's true but I read somewhere that Caucasians evolve some hundred to 30000 years before the other darker races in a kind of seems to make sense just the way they behave and how aggressive they are not saying that it's any better than these privileged entitled white people but it does present problems.
ReplyDeleteI like guns
DeleteTucson is becoming overcrowded and overdeveloped. People living on top of each other in crammed cookie cutter neighborhoods or apartment buildings even the older neighborhoods are becoming tightly packed. The next ten years tucson will lose what little beaty it has left as the continue to pave large areas of the desert for sprawling neighborhoods of densely packed cookie cutter homes. This overcrowding and loss of natural habitat is likely a leading cause of depression and anxiety for its residents and will continue to worsen. There is nowhere left for people to go and enjoy some space and with the way people behave in tucson, you prefer not to leave the house anyway.
ReplyDeleteTucson, if you love sirens dogs barking obnoxious motorcycle noise and playing was that a gunshot or fireworks
ReplyDeleteTucson is an shithole weeds trash broken down streets city does nothing people are assholes
ReplyDeleteThe nastiest, pettiest, most closed-minded, toxic and unpleasant people in the USA live in Tucson. And they are the ones who call themselves the "good folks." People in Tucson are downright EVIL. God forbid you drive a nicer car, wear nicer clothes, have a better job...they will tear you apart. Tucson is home to gossip mongering trolls and deplorables. Tucson is the definition of HELL.
ReplyDeleteThe first thing that happened after I moved to Tucson was I went to a work party and someone there stole my friend's purse. Hasn't really went up from there either, people here are fucking shady. Literally loserville.
DeleteTry wearing cowboy boots here, No f'in class
DeleteIt's May 2022. Tucson is an absolute shit hole. Employees don't give a shit. Managers don't give a shit. Why? Overall despair. Nobody gives a fuck here. It's terrible. I can't wait to get out.
ReplyDeleteThis is some of the funniest shit I've ever read...the sad part is it's all true. At least there are cliffs you can drive off in order to escape. Living here will render you helpless to the compulsion to end your life.
ReplyDeleteBeen in Tucson for 15 min. Turned off on Speedway and googled “Tucson is a shithole” and landed here. Definitely not what I was expecting. Then it hit me that it’s a leftist town so it made sense. Getting out of town now. Bye
ReplyDeleteThis town is not "leftist" more bible thumping and military circle jerking than any yankee empire town in this empty vessel of lesser things we call a country. On the matter of political compass, the cops got more than expected funding, the wealth gap continues to grow and you "sons of the soil" fail to realize is that america only has right wing parties. The democraps are right wing.... so ya'll are winning but I don't see you smiling. Expand your horizons and explore the politics of other nations. Only if you knew how corrupt our military is due to weapons contractors. We pay them to fuck us, brick by brick, shallow argument after shallow argument we build our own cages. Simply put Yankee gets what Yankee deserves... No War but the Class War....Go home yankee!!!!!! Time to put on the big boy pants and Try harder.
DeleteThe locals say Tucson has flavor. You know, week-old leftover burnt steak that's been sitting uncovered in the far back corner of the fridge has flavor too, but no one in their right mind voluntarily orders that at a restaurant. Nor would anyone sane want to eat at a restaurant which served such a meal and tried to brainwash its patrons into believing they were crazy for not thinking they were eating filet mignon. Tucson in a nutshell? That "flavor" they are always touting is the sewer water they've been drinking. Yummy. Drink up while the rest of us flee this shithole hell and don't look back.
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